05 April 2011 @ 08:03 am
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Title: 1234567890
Length: drabble
Pairing: HoMin, JaeHo
Rating: G
Warnings: Jae-Min body switch :'D
Genre: crack, fun
Disclaimer: this is pure fiction. I don't make any profit with this.

author: [livejournal.com profile] abcdefghiluvyou


Summary:
“Fucking hell, but yeah



A/N: not sure how many of you read and saw this already lol-
I wrote this on my phone back in Seoul and posted it for april fools
on detox :'D






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It's easy to count to ten -especially when you are brains and legs -but especially brains like Shim Changmin.

It's not that easy when you find yourself not being Shim Changmin all of a sudden, a buzzing hangover at the back of your mind from yesterday's excessive heavy drinking and irritation high when the face greeting you back from the mirror is not your own.



Changmin groaned when he got up and stared at Jaejoong's pretty face groaning with him, mimicking his every move and twitch, and Changmin felt a major headache nearing when he heard Yunho call for him -both Changmin and Jaejoong from outside his room.

He reluctantly averted his eyes from the mirror, banning the snarking voice in his head which remarked that "great, I thought body-switching was only a secret garden thing-" away while he searched for his -no Jaejoong's- underwear.

He wasn't sure how to explain this -especially to Yunho, since Changmin guessed the fearless leader wouldn't be too thrilled to have him inside his lover- not that Jaejoong wouldn't mind that fact himself.

Speaking of which...where the he'll was Jae when he, Changmin was in Jaejoong's body?

Another major headache arching up his spine and then Changmin gave a fuck and dressed and went out his room -Jaejoong's room.

He only thought about the possibilities he suddenly had when he carefully sat down beside Yunho who immediately latched onto his surprised lips.

Fucking hell, and here he was supposed to be the brains of his idiot troop.

Another kiss, and then another, and Changmin lost himself in the feel of Yunho's lips against his own. Just when he was about to sneak his tongue past his leader's fleshy lips, his, Changmin's room-door flew open and someone who pretty much looked like him, but unmistakably had Jaejoong's special way of showing disgust written all over the facial features punched them apart from each other.

Thinking around the pain, Changmin thought that Yunho's face looked pricelessly dumb, before to his utter horror his body -Changmin- pinned Yunho down to kiss him the most possessive way possible.


This was getting complicated and thankfully Changmin felt the after blow of the punch knocking him out.

-


He woke up in his room, in his own body, but with possibly the most swollen pair of lips in his life.

Humming to himself, lost in his thoughts, he checked the time and date out of habit and then groaned. April 1st. What the fucking hell, now even evil powers liked to mess with him.

Pouting, Changmin leaned back in his bed, tongue running over his lower lip. A small smirk spread over his lips when he tasted Yunho on the tip of his tongue.

Whatever. At least back in his body he was able to count to ten again.

Changmin closed his eyes and started counting.

One.

Two.

Three...


-

A/N: happy (and very belated) april fools, gals :D



 
 
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[identity profile] jaechun07.livejournal.com on April 5th, 2011 07:00 am (UTC)
so so so cute! lol... :)
[identity profile] abcdefghiluvyou.livejournal.com on April 14th, 2011 09:18 am (UTC)
hahaha glad you liked it ;D

(sorry for the fail!late reply)
[identity profile] n3uromanc3r.livejournal.com on April 5th, 2011 07:16 am (UTC)
It's so nice of you that you posted it into your own journal too, because I was really sad when I couldn't find it at [livejournal.com profile] jaeho_detox on the next day!

Are you going to write a sequel in Jae's POV?


[Music]: Mighty Mouth - Tok Tok (feat. Soya)
[identity profile] abcdefghiluvyou.livejournal.com on April 7th, 2011 07:31 pm (UTC)
hehe glad you liked it :)

I probably won't write a sequel...or
maybe I will? like...next year april fools? :P
[identity profile] ichigojae.livejournal.com on April 5th, 2011 09:36 am (UTC)
LOL this is an April fools for Yunho hahaha
[identity profile] abcdefghiluvyou.livejournal.com on April 14th, 2011 09:18 am (UTC)
yeaaaah kind of huh? feels like MinJae
aren't the ones suffering most lol :D

(and sorry for the super late reply)
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on April 17th, 2017 04:41 pm (UTC)
[identity profile] abcdefghiluvyou.livejournal.com on April 14th, 2011 09:16 am (UTC)
I HAD FINALS AND WAS DEAD -NONEXISTENT FOR 5 WEEKS
AND THEN I WENT TO KOREA FOR 2 WEEKS AND NOW I'M
BACK DDDDDDD: MISSED ME???
[identity profile] abcdefghiluvyou.livejournal.com on April 14th, 2011 09:17 am (UTC)
btw: I RETURNED BACK FROM SEOUL AS A FELLOW MINCHUN SHIPPER
EXPECT LOTS AND LOTS OF MINCHUN IN THE FUTURE. THEY ARE MY
OFFICIAL OTP NOW.
[identity profile] takelo14.livejournal.com on April 5th, 2011 02:50 pm (UTC)
Lol I saw this on jaeho detox bb XD
loved it :)
[identity profile] abcdefghiluvyou.livejournal.com on April 14th, 2011 09:16 am (UTC)
lololooool I had to post this as soon as
I saw HoMin_detox hahaha. that was a brilliant
aprils fool :DDDDD
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on April 17th, 2017 04:41 pm (UTC)
[identity profile] abcdefghiluvyou.livejournal.com on April 14th, 2011 09:15 am (UTC)
...which makes me really really happy TT-TT <333
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on April 17th, 2017 04:41 pm (UTC)
[identity profile] abcdefghiluvyou.livejournal.com on April 14th, 2011 09:28 am (UTC)
/clasps with you yeah yeah

a rather longish MinJae/2U...but there is another supernatural Junsu/Junho-Yoochun
screaming at me to write it down...and huuuh. some MinChuns on their way to be
halfway up.

...to be honest. Idk what will be up next, but I hope it's the MinJae/2U O_O;;;
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on April 17th, 2017 04:41 pm (UTC)
[identity profile] abcdefghiluvyou.livejournal.com on April 14th, 2011 01:36 pm (UTC)
olololooool. that's because I have a really fucked-up
bottom-top list in my head:

Changmin-Junsu-Yunho/Jaejoong(equally)-Yoochun.

-Changmin can NEVER bottom to anyone, whereas
Yoochun can NEVER top, not even himself lol :D

kind of weirdo I guess. especially the fact that I
think the most gayest member of homoshinki is yunho D:
(no subject) - (Anonymous) on April 17th, 2017 04:41 pm (UTC)
[identity profile] abcdefghiluvyou.livejournal.com on April 14th, 2011 01:46 pm (UTC)
hahahaha. your list is just as random and
strange as mine. I guess a lot of ppl would
hate that we both think that Yunho is so
obviously gaaaay DDD: like gaaaaaay
never seen anyone gayer tbh. it's the way
he holds himself (his body) = his posture lol
it's so terribly obvious, why do only so
few see it? DDD:

anyways :D
I love how you read my stuff even though it's
kind of the wrong way ♥ thank you :)